Predator is the dictionary definition of the word "macho". Director John McTiernan has found a way to put fermented blood, sweat, and bullets into a whiskey barrel and pull out distilled masculinity. When Arnold Schwarzenegger's character is, at best, the third baddest dude in your crew, you know you're on to something. Carl Weathers, Bill Duke, Sonny Landham, a very young Shane Black, and pro wrestler Jesse "The Body" Ventura all co-star in this epic piece of bad assery. Lines like, "If it bleeds, we can kill it", "This stuff'll make you a God-damn sexual tyrannosaurus, like me!", and "I ain't got time to bleed" weren't merely typed on a page, they were chiseled onto the tombstones of the writer's enemies. Tombstones he would use to beat those bastards to death, prior to burying their carcasses in his yard as fertilizer for his Venus flytrap garden. Each Venus flytrap is named after a different brand of chewing tobacco. He adjusts his belt, which is actually a live rattlesnake, tosses a killer bee to Skoal, and heads inside to shave his face with a chainsaw. The writer of Predator has not a single, solitary drop of bitch in him. That's why it's number 1 on this list.