The secret to happiness in life is abandoning your expectations. This applies to everything; when you go on a first date with a girl: expect nothing and you’ll be pleasantly surprised. When you go for a job interview: by acting natural and not expecting a job offer, you’ll be less nervous and less likely to be disappointed. Most importantly for this website, when you go to see a movie: don’t go in with preconceived notions, expectations of what the movie “should be”, or a standard set by a previous movie or book you’ve read: without these distractions weighing on you, I guarantee you’ll enjoy the film more. Next time you find yourself disappointed in a movie and beginning any criticism with “I expected...” just go right on ahead and say, “I wished upon a shooting star...”, “I prayed to Ra, God of the sun...”, or “I hoped for a unicorn to ram it’s horn up my arse, and also...” because all of those things are just as valid as your expectations.