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Stone Cold Steve Austin cuts an EPIC promo on bad drivers!
(We can all relate)
*WARNING: This 9-minute rant by wrestling legend
Stone Cold Steve Austin is extremely NSFW!*
Everyone has a podcast these days. Whether you're a has-been or a never-was, iTunes doesn't discriminate. For some former B-list celebs, *coughAdamCorollaAndMarcMaronAndJoeRogancough* Podcasting has allowed them to achieve relevance long after their star has dimmed. For Brooklyn hipster nobodies, Podcasting has given them the inflated ego and artificial entitlement that they so desperately lacked.

I fucking hate most podcasts. But that's because most podcasts don't feature the legendary 6-time WWF/E champion Stone Cold Steve Austin. The Texas Rattlesnake. The world's toughest son-of-a-bitch!
A few years ago, some crazy bastard at PodcastOne decided to hook the Bionic Redneck up with a show and it has been as stunning as Steve himself. In one recent episode, from July 14th of 2016, Stone Cold locked up with wrestling legend and Lucha Underground announcer Vampiro. But, before the interview began, the Texas Rattlesnake grabbed the mic and cut a promo on bad drivers. I'm not exaggerating when I say that in certain moments, it's among the best mic work he's ever done.

It should be noted that Stone Cold is actually reading the WikiHow article entitled "How To Use Your Turn Signal", but he puts his own unique spin on it. Let this be a wake-up call to you lazy-ass motherfuckers out there: Austin 3:16 says you damn well better use your damn signals when you're fucking driving! And that's the bottom line, 'cause Stone Cold said so!

(P.S. - This whole rant is VERY NSFW!)
Stone Cold Steve Austin cuts an EPIC rant on bad drivers!
Pro Wrestling Hall of Famer, Action Movie/TV star, Steve Austin lets loose on these no-holds barred, explicit versions of the program. Steve gets down and dirty with Hollywood celebrities, past wrestling buddies, present pros, MMA fighters, athletes, movie stuntmen and from time to time, you the working man (or woman). For more episodes, go to podcastone.com/premium
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