Anyway, as I was saying: Round 1 is done. And I'll be damned if there weren't some surprises. Carl Weathers, who rose to fame as Apollo Creed & Action Jackson before lighting the world on fire as pro golfer Chubbs Peterson, managed to CRUSH the one and only Chuck Norris! Pam Grier's "Coffy" was ground and pounded by the luscious Lucy Liu, and Ip Man himself, Donie Yen, was taken back to school in shocking fashion by Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa (the guy from Mortal Kombat).
The only flawless victory, though, goes to Michelle Yeoh; who's complete shutout of Devon Aoki was wholly unexpected. And while the widest margin of victory went to Kurt Russell's decimation of Bruce Willis, the closest match of the round was between Jackie Chan & Jet Li. They tied at first, so we were forced to go into the only sudden death competition of the tourney, where they... tied... again. Jackie Chan advances, though, as his fans were the loudest on twitter. Gotta make sure you vote, people! You are the ones who determine the winners!
It's time to kick this tournament into high gear to determine who is truly all outta bubblegum.
And let's have you, the movie-going public, decide the biggest badass of cinema history!
Voting is easy: just head to our Twitter (@RealCinemania) and every day we'll post 1 or 2 matchups.